1. Broken Thomas

Mommy asks Ryan: Where is Thomas. Ryan answers: I put Thomas in the fridge, because Thomas broken. Mommy asks: why broken Thomas goes to fridge. Ryan answer: Vegetable stays in fridge, vegetable doesn't go broken (what Ryan really means was that vegetable won't go rotten in the fridge). Mommy thinks that really made sense, but mommy had to dig throught the whole fridge to find a frozen Thomas. Hopefully Thomas won't go broken again.

 

2. Mater's new cargo

Ryan was really quiet upstairs. Mommy got suspecious, so yelled: what are you doing. Ryan anwers: I am covering Mater with babys' oil. Thank God Ryan is still very honest at this age. Mommy had to run very quickly, only to discover Ryan had scooped a whole jar of vaseline to fill up his beloved toy truck, Mater. Ryan lifed his head very proudly: Look mommy, I found baby's spoon and I have new cargo for Mater.